Walk Your Path.

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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(Source: powerpuff-squirrels, via life-of-ben)

fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

(via crazywoolf)

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

(via queenofmanatees)

fishcustardwillsavetheday:

aserbianfilm:

I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.

by Fall Out Boy

(via yourenotpatrick)

damnulen:

damnulen:

*deep sniff* i smell axe body spray and monster… the heteros are near.

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(via yojesus)

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via ubungmachtdenmeister)

somethingwittythiswaycomes:


themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg
howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful
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